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BBC Panorama to expose Labour party Witch-hate obsession
Opinion By Satan Rothschild Over the past year we’ve heard the line “The Labour party is opposed to all forms of anti-semitism and witch-hate” so many times that many of us hear it in our dreams, usually between the guilty bacon sandwich and the frottage with our mothers. The soundbite even topped the charts when […]
Panorama programme is ‘hatchet job’ say thousands who haven’t seen it.
Thousands of Jeremy Corbyn supporters today branded the as yet unaired Panorama programme on Labour antisemitism a ‘hatchet job’ this morning. Corbyn supporters were confident that the programme would be full of lies and smears as Jeremy Corbyn doesn’t have an antisemitic bone in his body and the party has, in fact, no problems with […]
Chris Williamson learning the Hokey Cokey for next series of Strictly Come Dancing
Labour MP Chris Williamson was today referred to another Labour disciplinary committee after the NEC decided it could not overturn his current suspension. The Daily Jews has learned that this entire saga is actually part of a rehearsal process for next years series of Strictly Come Dancing. “Having been suspended and readmitted, I got to […]
Poll: 66.6% of Tory members would vote for Armageddon to secure Brexit
A new poll today conducted by Jewgov has found that 66.6% of Conservative party members would accept armageddon and Satan as their lord if it secures a no-deal Brexit. Hendon local branch member Rick Morningstar told the Daily Jews “it’s not that we want Armageddon, it’s just that it’s preferable to all these foreigners coming […]
Black Magicians for Corbyn forms to attack mainstream Witch narrative
Guest reporter: Satan Rothschild In response to the recent criticism of Labour Against the Witch Hunt by the Witches Union (see our previous report), Witch activist group Black Magicians for Corbyn has released a statement saying, “The Witches Union does not speak for all witches. The Witch community is a broad church, well, not a […]
Boris Johnson hits out at main leadership opponent, Boris Johnson.
The frontrunner for the Tory leadership and Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, has hit out at his main rival and competitor, Boris Johnson, Claiming that Boris Johnson is not fit to be Prime Minister. Mr Johnson was speaking to the press this morning as part of his media blitz in campaigning to win the forthcoming […]
Jeremy Corbyn appoints Jackie Walker as Rabbinic advisor
In the wake of Labours latest antisemitism scandal relating to Jew-baiter, Chris Williamson being handed back the whip, party Leader Jeremy Corbyn has announced he is cracking down on antisemitism by appointing Jackie Walker as Rabbinic advisor to the party. Ms Walker was recently conferred with Rabbinic ordination by a Jewish ‘court’ made up of […]
Labour demonstrates zero tolerance policy on racism by readmitting antisemite
The Labour party today issued a strong statement against antisemitism in the party by readmitting one of its most high profile antisemitic MP’s. Chris Williamson who had been suspended for antisemitic comments was today un-mercilessly readmitted to the party and will now have to take the Labour whip as punishment. A Labour spokesperson said “An […]
Theresa May announces intention to run for Israeli Prime Minister
“After thinking about it long and hard, I’ve decided that what Israel really needs right now is a failed Prime Minister who has no humility, heart or ability to get the job done. “ In a verbal statement May said “Given that Prime Minister Netanyahu may be imprisoned very soon – for getting caught doing […]
Conservative party to pass a bill exempting Boris Johnson from accusations of racism
In anticipation of his anticipated win in the leadership campaign, the Conservative party has taken the preemptive step in drawing up new legislation that will exempt Boris Johnson from any accusations of racism. Former leadership candidate Andrea Leadsom, has drawn up plans that will insulate Mr Johnson from criticism should he win the leadership […]
