Corbyn to join board of Estee Lauder after crushing election defeat

Jeremy Corbyn has announced that after he steps down from his role of Labour party leader, he will take up a board post with Estee Lauder.

The failed leader, who many expected to return to his former glory three days after the election, has told the Daily Jews that he’s always had a keen interest in cosmetic products.  “My whole life has been about fighting for the underdog and a good moisturising regime” he told us.

“Once I’ve stood down as leader, I will refocus my life of my local constituents, my allotment and ensuring equality in lipstick colours for all skin tones

I also see this position as a way of repairing my relationship with the Jewish community through one of the multi-national conglomerates that they control.”

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